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caterwaul buffet

is that what you call it

Created on 2006-03-23 12:34:12 (#9856611), last updated 2006-04-06

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Name:farmer_jack
Birthdate:08-31
Location:United States
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The world is glorious and I travel it at ludacrous speed. I try not to spend too much time looking at purple mountain majesties and more time falling down them whether it be skis or dirtsurfer.I have this concept in my mind that I need to do ridiculous things that make no sense and aren't safe.
I know how to dress good... and I mean good like you've never seen.
My subconscious is afraid of people and pushes them away like crazy - I don't know why people still talk to me. I don't spend a second not worrying about something idiotic like my missing keys that are in my pocket. I have a big jug labeled guilt thats full of tiny molecules.
I like music but its probably not music you have ever heard.
Sometimes I can only smile when I'm sad and it pisses me off. I lie alot when people ask me how I am.
I'm fucked up.
John Bonham is the tops - not because he wields a set of drumsticks like no man before him but because he was Bonzo... and he is probably the only person that I can speculate to have surpassed my friend arthur in greatness.
Sometimes I'm not sure why people laugh at my jokes. I always hide the important things in jokes.
I'm afraid of being known and exploited... whatever that all means.
In my world assholes are people that don't wear their hats straight or wear them inside with their sunglasses at night. I hate assholes because they are the same jerks who harrassed me for smiling in my early years. Anyone who destroys smiles is definently an asshole.
I hate rap music. I hate hip hop music. I hate R+B music. I think some rhythym and blues music is the fucking greatest... if you know what I'm talking about. Pop Music always seems like a bad sequel to a good movie such as caddyshack 2. They don't play rock and roll on the radio.
I know how to fly.
I play impossible to get... don't ask me why. Women who don't look like advertisements are the kind I like... and yes... that includes hot topic. Clean women that play dirty are really my favorite... as long as they have hearts. I've seen too many sex can wait commercials to not be a virgin... but I haven't seen one in a while.
I'm listening to the talking heads. they are the only modern music group I ever appreciated before i was 16 when my dad gave me the who's tommy. since then i've found some really good stuff.
people's perceptions of me vary. greatly.
i am filled with ambition and drained of motivation.
i'm sick of writing this shit and you're sick of reading it.
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